even people who read e-rate blogs need a laugh

I ran across a bizarre little tool called the Library Predict-o-matic 3000 that I just have to share. It comes up with gems like the following:

In 2007...

ExLibris will announce a new virtual version of Stephen Abram named Horizager.

Unfortunately, it will ultimately be banned in 36 US States.

or

In 2007...

Innovative will announce a new ILS product named Starillion.

Libraries will have the choice of two flavors: vanilla or tequila.

What can I say? Less than a week to the closing of the 471 window...